Disskemfit is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, intelligent camel.

Disskemfit created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Disskemfit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Disskemfit, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Disskemfit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Disskemfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide if seven monkeys approach from the south.