Barnlaghin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring fairy.

Barnlaghin created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnlaghin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Barnlaghin, he will be mildly annoyed.

Barnlaghin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Barnlaghin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Barnlaghin.