Limbopjon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless naga.

Limbopjon created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limbopjon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Limbopjon, it will turn you into a rock.

Limbopjon's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Limbopjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limbopjon.