Sitcemont is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast badger.

Sitcemont created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitcemont, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sitcemont, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sitcemont's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sitcemont's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Sitcemont loves voles, so they must be respected.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.