Hudbopkem is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, smart jackal.

Hudbopkem created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbopkem, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hudbopkem, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hudbopkem's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hudbopkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look in ponds.