Randavbeg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome wombat.

Randavbeg created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Randavbeg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Randavbeg, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Randavbeg's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Randavbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are not to be trusted.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Always pray immersed in water.