Larptapfetfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, narcissistic chicken.

Larptapfetfeb created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larptapfetfeb, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larptapfetfeb, he will turn you into a slug.

Larptapfetfeb's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Larptapfetfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must love Larptapfetfeb.

4. Erect seven iron sculptures of Larptapfetfeb on top of important buildings.

5. Never look in ponds.