Mitwiklan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, calm mink.

Mitwiklan created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mitwiklan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mitwiklan, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mitwiklan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Mitwiklan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must love Mitwiklan.

5. Do not make images of living things.