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He takes the form of a rotund, idiotic crow.

Flatfitvin Pasfarn Listarphamdibwadinghubflag created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Flatfitvin Pasfarn Listarphamdibwadinghubflag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flatfitvin Pasfarn Listarphamdibwadinghubflag, he will turn you into a dog.

Flatfitvin Pasfarn Listarphamdibwadinghubflag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Flatfitvin Pasfarn Listarphamdibwadinghubflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always treat rats with great respect.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.