Fedsaspit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous eagle.

Fedsaspit created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedsaspit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fedsaspit, it will turn you into a frog.

Fedsaspit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fedsaspit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back indigo.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Retreat if three mice approach from the east.

5. Run away from green dolphins, for they are unholy.