Rakbogdot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, conceited bird.

Rakbogdot created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakbogdot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rakbogdot, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rakbogdot's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rakbogdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Never hurt dolphins.

4. Run away if three doves approach from the south.

5. Always stare at clouds.