Hakhambog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic wolf.

Hakhambog created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Hakhambog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hakhambog, he will turn you into a tree.

Hakhambog's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hakhambog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.