Sabzodbest is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, proud chinchilla.

Sabzodbest created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabzodbest, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabzodbest, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sabzodbest's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sabzodbest's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.