Flowquartgun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise aardvark.

Flowquartgun created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flowquartgun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flowquartgun, it will not care.

Flowquartgun's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Flowquartgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about grasshopers.

5. Flowquartgun loves whales, so they must be respected.