Bassbeglig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, confident hare.

Bassbeglig created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassbeglig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bassbeglig, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bassbeglig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bassbeglig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bassbeglig on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Hide from orange squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.