Vandonraw is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic wyvern.

Vandonraw created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Vandonraw, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vandonraw, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vandonraw's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Vandonraw's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.