Saslitciss is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous mole.

Saslitciss created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saslitciss, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Saslitciss, he will think nothing of it.

Saslitciss' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Saslitciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Hide from magenta sharks for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about fire.