Futrenxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish swan.

Futrenxuck created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Futrenxuck, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Futrenxuck, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Futrenxuck's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Futrenxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Never wear brown hats.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never sit in the presence of mites.