Lenpidgess is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful dragonfly.

Lenpidgess created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenpidgess, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lenpidgess, it will turn you into a snail.

Lenpidgess' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Lenpidgess' Holy Commandments

1. Lenpidgess loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Lenpidgess loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Always look after injured turtles.