Nanwabtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, benevolent alligator.

Nanwabtetti created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanwabtetti, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nanwabtetti, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Nanwabtetti's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nanwabtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nanwabtetti.

2. Erect three titanium sculptures of Nanwabtetti on top of important buildings.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nanwabtetti on top of all buildings.

5. Do not run in public.