Pantikbaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome rhinoceros.

Pantikbaf created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pantikbaf, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pantikbaf, he will try to impress you with trees.

Pantikbaf's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pantikbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Pantikbaf on top of important buildings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.