Gilzimquill is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, generous frog.

Gilzimquill created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gilzimquill, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gilzimquill, she will turn you into a worm.

Gilzimquill's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gilzimquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never feed tomatoes to foxes while wearing fawn dresses.

3. Hide if four manatees approach from the north.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Never paint your back purple.