Honmotlun is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful jaguar.

Honmotlun created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honmotlun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Honmotlun, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Honmotlun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Honmotlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Honmotlun.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never wear coats.