Farnlagdum Weepigwipgodbunnad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless rat.

Farnlagdum Weepigwipgodbunnad created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnlagdum Weepigwipgodbunnad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Farnlagdum Weepigwipgodbunnad, she will torture you forever.

Farnlagdum Weepigwipgodbunnad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Farnlagdum Weepigwipgodbunnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Farnlagdum Weepigwipgodbunnad loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Feed all hungry otters.