Cablapdussbug is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, benevolent walrus.

Cablapdussbug created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cablapdussbug, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cablapdussbug, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cablapdussbug's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cablapdussbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Run away from purple sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cablapdussbug.