Bemarnkin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humane chicken.

Bemarnkin created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemarnkin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bemarnkin, it will turn you into a worm.

Bemarnkin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bemarnkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.