Godkemmum is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless clam.

Godkemmum created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godkemmum, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Godkemmum, she will have a low opinion of you.

Godkemmum's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Godkemmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Run away from cyan cats, for they are unholy.

4. Godkemmum loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.