Kimsawcap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy wyvern.

Kimsawcap created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kimsawcap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kimsawcap, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kimsawcap's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kimsawcap's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Hide if nine frogs approach from the west.

5. Do not cook food in pots.