Fidsinstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a small, amazing skunk.

Fidsinstaf created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidsinstaf, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fidsinstaf, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fidsinstaf's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fidsinstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always obey Fidsinstaf's priests.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fidsinstaf on top of all buildings.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.