Dumfuncid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid octopus.

Dumfuncid created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumfuncid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dumfuncid, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dumfuncid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dumfuncid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Hide from orange snails for they are unholy.

4. Never paint your feet yellow.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.