Hugjarnmid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, competent yak.

Hugjarnmid created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugjarnmid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hugjarnmid, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hugjarnmid's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hugjarnmid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Always help ants.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.