Fudleglag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident dryad.

Fudleglag created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fudleglag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fudleglag, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fudleglag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fudleglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never jump near mites.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink alcohol.