Mutmadcep is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful mouse.

Mutmadcep created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutmadcep, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mutmadcep, he will turn you into a goat.

Mutmadcep's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mutmadcep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn mites, for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.