Dossbassarm is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless goblin.

Dossbassarm created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dossbassarm, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dossbassarm, she will not invite you to parties.

Dossbassarm's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dossbassarm's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away from fawn frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never bounce in the presence of goats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.