Abfigham is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent turtle.

Abfigham created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abfigham, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Abfigham, he will be very unhappy.

Abfigham's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Abfigham's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Abfigham.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look after injured goats.