Bogstragjop is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil turtle.

Bogstragjop created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Bogstragjop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bogstragjop, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bogstragjop's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bogstragjop's Holy Commandments

1. Bogstragjop must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never sing near grasshopers.