Figgessfar is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, confident troll.

Figgessfar created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Figgessfar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Figgessfar, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Figgessfar's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Figgessfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.