Hudpitlist is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, astonishing eagle.

Hudpitlist created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudpitlist, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hudpitlist, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hudpitlist's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hudpitlist's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise nematodes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Hudpitlist on top of important buildings.

4. Do not take Hudpitlist's name in vain.

5. Do not chop down trees.