Fobsitcut is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, confident duck.

Fobsitcut created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobsitcut, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fobsitcut, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fobsitcut's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fobsitcut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three badgers approach from the south.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fobsitcut.

5. You must never eat coconuts.