Giggabfut is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, passionate dragon.

Giggabfut created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Giggabfut, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Giggabfut, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Giggabfut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Giggabfut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.