Zimbessvag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, pitiless wyrm.

Zimbessvag created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimbessvag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zimbessvag, he will send minions to preach to you.

Zimbessvag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zimbessvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Retreat if three moths approach from the south.

5. Never wear tights.