Dapcarneg is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, effective dingo.

Dapcarneg created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dapcarneg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dapcarneg, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dapcarneg's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dapcarneg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always obey Dapcarneg's priests.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.