Dubwodvid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent human.

Dubwodvid created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubwodvid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dubwodvid, she will destroy your home planet.

Dubwodvid's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dubwodvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not take Dubwodvid's name in vain.