Sigjablig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unjust tortoise.

Sigjablig created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigjablig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sigjablig, he will turn you into a tree.

Sigjablig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sigjablig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sigjablig.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Always obey Sigjablig's priests.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.