Farnfadbop is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, charitable swallow.

Farnfadbop created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnfadbop, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Farnfadbop, he will make you grow a tail.

Farnfadbop's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Farnfadbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear white scarves.

4. Retreat if nine rats approach from the south.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.