Veenvolfon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, loving wombat.

Veenvolfon created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenvolfon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veenvolfon, she will turn you into a slug.

Veenvolfon's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Veenvolfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never bounce in holy places.