Rulltunfig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering duck.

Rulltunfig created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulltunfig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rulltunfig, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rulltunfig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Rulltunfig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Rulltunfig on top of all buildings.

2. Hide from green bats for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Never laugh in holy places.