Sterbodwod is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, able raccoon.

Sterbodwod created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterbodwod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sterbodwod, she will torture you forever.

Sterbodwod's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sterbodwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect six gold sculptures of Sterbodwod on top of important buildings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never look in ponds.