Pangsabarn is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, cheerful wyrm.

Pangsabarn created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangsabarn, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pangsabarn, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pangsabarn's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pangsabarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.