Zedpadkad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, proud ferret.

Zedpadkad created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedpadkad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zedpadkad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Zedpadkad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Zedpadkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Zedpadkad loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.